Short Funny Riddles With Answers

Looking for some awesome riddles and answers to awaken the fierce, yet funny Edward Nygma within you or a friend? Look no further, we got you covered.

Some like it easy, some like to keep their brains busy. If you fall in the category of the latter, I believe you wouldn’t mind sparing some brain storage for short funny riddles, provided by Gotham’s one and only inventor of tricky questions – The Riddler.

The main difference between people that say “tell me a joke” and those who say “tell me a riddle” is their personal definition for funny jokes. Some people prefer being passive and listen, some prefer to use every single chance they get to test their intelligence. Whatever the case, if you are a person who likes to entertain guests and doesn’t want to leave it all to chance when it come to having fun, you have to do some digging and make sure you’re well prepared.

Funny Riddles With Answers
Funny Riddles With Answers

In a previous article we’ve already filled your humorous gun with funny bullets in the form of jokes. Ever, if the joke is on you, and you’re in need of a good comeback we’ve covered that too. In the light of that, I figured it’s time to combine both intensity and laughter because what’s the good of gathering with your gang if there’s no funny repertoire for everyone’s taste.

The reason why I used the Riddler to guide the way to some more or less demanding and puzzling questions, along with their answers is because he’s one of the few guys that are able to drive the Dark Knight mad. Well, maybe not mad, but on the edge of losing his patience, yes.

And while you’re having fun with these riddles with your friends, don’t forget to mention that that most of them were constructed by the Riddler for the purpose of confusing Batman. I mean, who would feel cool to walk a bit in Batman’s shoes?

You can even turn the experience into a fun game by dividing the gang in two teams and see which one can get more correct answers and win. Also, you might want to try to talk in a more dramatic way and make use of rhyme. This way, you’ll create a more authentic Riddler experience.

Up Next:  The Hardest Would You Rather Questions on The Internet

If there is some particularly eccentric character in your gang, why not make use of it and put them on charge of reading the riddles. Prior to starting the game, make sure that this person gets in the mood for playing the Riddler. You can do this playing some videos featuring him; you can find excerpts from cartoons, series and movies.

Now, here’s the best of the Riddler on a silver platter.

Best Riddles and Answers

Riddle: I have billions of eyes, yet I live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscle, yet I rule two hemispheres. What am I?
Answer: The human brain.

Riddle: We’re five little items of an everyday sort; you’ll find us all in ‘a tennis court’.
Answer: Vowels.

Riddle:What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
Answer: The letter ‘E’.

Riddle: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?
Answer: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Riddle: What is it that walks on four legs then two legs and finally three legs?
Answer: The answer to all three is a baby. True, it crawls on all fours, but cut off its legs and it can only wiggle on two limbs. Give it a crutch, it can hobble around on three.

Riddle: When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?
Answer: When it’s two to two.

Riddle: What belongs to you, but is used by others?
Answer: Your name.

Riddle: Mr. Van Jones, why are you like a clock at midnight?
Answer: Because both of your hands are going straight up, right now.

Riddle: What won’t run long without winding?
Answer: A river.

Riddle: What is it that no man wants to have but no man wants to lose?
Answer: A lawsuit.

Riddle: There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?
Answer: They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

Up Next:  Trivia Questions and Answers for Pub Quizzes

Riddle: What’s nowhere but everywhere, except where something is?
Answer: Nothing.

Riddle: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?
Answer: A sparrow with a machine gun

Riddle: What do a dead man, a cruise ship and emu have in common?
Answer: Nothing.

Riddle: What’s green and then red?
Answer: Frogs in a blender.

Riddle: What is it that’s always coming but never arrives?
Answer: Tomorrow

Riddle: What’s strong enough to smash ships but still fears the sun?
Answer: Ice.

Riddle: The more you cut me the bigger I grow. What am I?
Answer: A hole.

Riddle: What I want, the poor have, the rich need, and if you eat it you’ll die.
Answer: Nothing.

Riddle: A diamond plate, a glowing grate, a place you never leave. Where am I?
Answer: Home.

Riddle: I’m strong as a rock, but a word can destroy me. What am I?
Answer: Silence.

Riddle: What do you call a tavern of blackbirds?
Answer: A crowbar.

Riddle: Without fingers I point, without arms I strike, without feet I run. What am I?
Answer: A clock.

Riddle: What has branches and leaves and no bark?
Answer: Library.

Riddle: What kind of men are always above board?
Answer: Chessmen

Riddle: What do many boats, shovels, laundries, whistles, and hot showers have in common?
Answer: Steam

Riddle: Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it, wants it not.
Answer: Fake/ counterfeit money.

Riddle: A nightmare for some. For others, a savior I come. My hand’s cold and bleak. It’s the warm hearts they seek.
Answer: Death.

Hopefully, this article will help someone find their inner Edward Nygma and turn what were to be one more regular night with the gang into a fun night of game you’ll never forget.

My fingertips are word warriors that channel the creative alchemy of my stardust fed brain, the keyboard is my brush and my paint, the online world – an immense canvas of white where all my powers unite.